9.30.2011

When the Black Dog Dies (Urdu Folklore) or Talking to people with money




A cantankerous Zamindar (wealthy landowner) was known for his short temper.  His house sat atop a tall hill and from the highest room you could see forever (or until your eyes failed you). He claimed all this land. The Zamindar also had a weak heart. Therefore, in his household, the servants were under orders that they should be very careful about what they said to him and the way in which they said it. Once, when he was off in foreign lands, a servant was dispatched with the most recent news from his land.

The master asked him, “You come from my house? How is everybody?”
            “Very well, sir,” said the servant. “Only the Black Dog is dead.”
            “Poor thing, when did it die? It seemed quite well when I left.”
            “It died of indigestion. How could it help dying when it eats so much horse meat?”
            “Horse meat? Where did it get horse meat?”
            “Where else but our stables, sir.”
            “What! Did our horses die?”
            “How could they live when there were no grooms to feed them?”
            “Why, what happened to the grooms?”
            “Only what happens to people when they starve, sir, when there’s no one to pay them.”
            “What are you saying? Why were they not paid? What happened to the steward, what happened to my wife?”
            “How could they live when there’s no cook to make them food?”
            “Why what happened to the cook?”
            “How could he live, sir, when the kitchen caught fire and spread throughout the house and killed everyone?”

9.20.2011

Nice Shorts (Dinner in a Gown)




TBA :Model for Lecture to be given in a Public Restroom (verbatim).
“I’d like us all to agree (or not, do whatever you want, I don’t care)”


Post-Modernism (PM) as defined by Merriam-Webster: of, relating to, or being an era after a modern one <postmodern times> <a postmodern metropolis>
 2 a: of, relating to, or being any of various movements in reaction to modernism that are typically characterized by a return to traditional materials and forms (as in architecture) or by ironic self-reference and absurdity (as in literature)
 b: of, relating to, or being a theory that involves a radical reappraisal of modern assumptions about culture, identity, history, or language <postmodern feminism>

Got it? Good. Post-Modernism as a phrase emerged in the late 19th century as critics were attempting to label new styles in the arts. At that time PM was just a term. When Martin Heidegger comes along he screws up the show and attempts to define the term and extrapolate the implications of its meaning and affect on the culture (and by this point in the early 20th century the western world was swimming in modernism, and the ideas of what a modern style of living could be.) Modernism, at its most basic, was a humanist form of thinking that proclaimed the imaginative power and scope of the human mind could improve all areas of life through focused experimentation and practice.  Therefore to be a modernist you believed in the authority of the individual creation and the rightness, or correctness of said creation. New forms of expression were championed (abstraction, jazz, surrealism, futurism, ism, ism, ism…) precisely because these forms were new, experimental and deeply wound up in expressing the "truth" of the human condition.

Refer back, if you will, to the definition of PM, specifically second entry. Now, assuming you trust my summation of modernism does this definition do any more for you? You’ve heard this term Post-Modernism thrown around yes? (and to say thrown around I mean to say stuck, like unwanted gum, willy-nilly to whatever’s near it.) With all this in mind does Post-Modernism mean something now? Are we all certain and clear on it’s function as noun/adjective/noun? No. You in the back making noise, can you tell me what it means? No? How ‘bout what it means to you? No? You got nothing? Well, neither do I. But I think, at least for the moment I might be able to come up with some kind of working definition.

Postmodernism: The ideology of rejecting ideology. A movement (supposedly) that allows all forms of expression and creativity equal ground without being trapped by linear thought or a rigid dogma, symbols are freely interchangeable, meaning does/doesn’t/might exist, and everything (words, ideas, objects, etc…) are potentially redefined and transformed on the whim of the creator. (Addendum: the creator may neither say something or say nothing. (S)He holds no responsibility to the creation.)

Alright, so is PM a bullshit term used to describe the state of art today? No. PM exist and it’s happening. Post-Modernism as an idea is much more interesting than it seems. Imagine a church with no ceremony – or only ceremony, at the same time or never! Imagine a writer who looks like he does fancy things with punctuation on Thursday and on Tuesday looks like he forgot to pay attention in High School English! This is the actual effect of PM on the environment and it’s great. Everything is on the table, there are no rules and we’re in charge.

PM, in practice in the arts, is a direct fuck you to the “heroes” of the modern era all those big painters with big canvases and their even bigger egos.  They embarrassed themselves for the rest of us so we wouldn’t have to. Those folks got into specifics and rigidity - We’re into fluidity and the mirage; the look of the real is better than the real.

In the arts the need to label and categorize forms of expression is an ever-present evil (look at music and the way critics place bands into invented genres). PM by definition rejects this concept. Many complain about a lack of cohesion in the arts, or a movement per se, but why does that matter? Why must we dress everything up in loose language that never actually enlightens those who are engaged? At the end of the day these terms exist to serve themselves (we got something to talk about something because we got these words and we gotta use ‘em).

Post-Modernism is anarchy, and by (the improved) definition it abhors authority, and this party is only getting bigger – the island is overrun and Piggy’s been dead a long while.  I’m coming to the show but first I gotta find my conch shell.











8.07.2011

Assimilating the heterogeneous phallocracy – lemme’ hear your war cry!


Amy Sillman wrote a piece, “AbEx and Disco Balls; In defense of Abstract Expressionism 2,” for the Summer 2011 issue of Art Forum (caveat: the editors at Art Forum may have chopped this thing to hell, but in any case she was solicited for her unique/individual thoughts because of her position within the art world so I can’t imagine too much was bastardized from her original manuscript). Art Forum is a magazine that typically solicits artists, curators, collectors, critics, directors, actors and a general assortment of scencesters to contribute articles for print. In this summer’s collection the topic was the legacy of Abstract Expressionism. Most contributions are the typical art world polish and rub that we’ve come to expect, but Sillman’s piece caught my eye. Amy Sillman is a painter (sic.), great painter (this writer’s humble opinion), her work sits in the awkward zone between expressing a forthright joy for painting and all the manual duty that that entails as well as making a sarcastic comment about art, art history, and the art world in general. Experiencing the work amounts to either, complete submission to the paintings for their faith in color and form and her snarky little asides to the world in which they hang, or oh cool, I like blue too.  

“AbEx and Disco Balls” is not a good piece of writing but it does begin to suggest a few interesting ideas. The main argument she proposes is that the underlying ideology of AbEx (expression, the primal scream, man only within himself,  “…working from their innermost intuitive feelings…”) was vulgar and it took two generations, Susan Sontag with her Notes on Camp, and something she calls the “new-style dandy” who loves camp and therefore vulgarity to finally adopt AbEx. But this dandy, adopting and therefore adapting AbEx, was/is uniquely positioned to take and leave whatever parts of the historical movement he/she wants. In Sillman’s view the main things taken away from AbEx are the material qualities, where those qualities speak to the formal concerns of an artist, specifically the young artist looking for a way in which to begin a painting practice without being bogged down by the romance and dogma of AbEx. This is all quite obvious and uninteresting – what is interesting is Sillman’s marriage of this procedure with “LGBTQQ (lesbian, gay, bi, transgender, queer and questioning)” artists. Her argument almost falls flat on its face. Most of the article consists of clunky statements with MFA grade type lingo punched in, to which I can only assume is some sort self-consciousness (i.e.  “Foucauldian materialist-discursive practice, connected to the “bodies, functions, physiological processes, sensations and pleasures…,” “…the gender vicissitudes of AbEx..,” “AbEx was ripe for double detournement.”), leading the reader to assume she feels her position is only legitimate/defensible by implementing and randomly distributing references to theory. The problem isn’t that she using the vocab incorrectly, she’ not, but that Sillman feels the need to throw these referents out there at all.

Sillman kinda succeeds and only does so once you’ve read the article twice. She takes too much time leading up to her actual point and all the information beforehand almost seems irrelevant.  In between the jargon droppings Sillman slips in some autobiographic gems, that belie her use of the upper crust lingo in the first place, (i.e. “ we knew what we liked…something to be looked at, cut up, and used as material, like punk music or underground movies or other sloppy, enthusiastic things made by a lineage of do-it-yourselfers and refuseniks with a youthful combination of awareness and naïveté.”) These, from what I assume, are mostly direct anecdotes from the artist herself and ring truer than the other statements in the piece. The topper that seals the deal, her finishing move, comes at the bitter end of the article. Sillman was giving a lecture at a university, a self-described content-driven program, and to fuck with the institution she decided to focus her talk on the more formal elements of her work;

…the people who loved my formalist rap were the guys who had gone the furthest in their own personal lives to make specific changes to their own forms. We were both committed to an idea of the inseparability of form and content, and we were working with their interactions, their malleability; if you could change one side, you could change the other.


The guys she refers to are some bearded guys who she later discovered were transgendered men. This event is the crux of her entire piece and she mentions it at the end like some kind of real world proof to back up the theory she quotes. The problem here is that Sillman is making a fairly large claim about homosexuality and procedures of making and her best proof, her most defensible position comes from her real life, but she buries that behind the claims of others and their dense language. There are moments where Sillman tips her hand when describing her own work, “performing a critique of a critique,” or “even the risk of actual delight – no undoing but redoing, if from and oblique angle.” In these moments we see her true feelings and can’t help but feel disappointed – and the disappointment is two fold. (1) The idea that the construction of the self, someone running against the status quo must mettle themselves to the world and then that personal history informs a certain formal predilection when art making happens (which is a fantastic way of beginning to look at a persons work in terms of their life and tribulations, this idea adds a very real context for the decisions and outcomes of an individuals practice – but it never gets investigated by Sillman, she just makes the proposition) and (2) Sillman’s own practice, as she would say, thrives on the “tactile and material. To touch it is to know it,” and I feel more of that hokey forthrightness is all the more convincing (yet she refuses to be direct, giving little snippets but consistently falling back on canonical white men’s words (which is the whole problem to begin with!)).

It is very uncool to stand behind/up for something by yourself, and if not uncool then down right career suicide (in any field), because how can you defend yourself with only yourself? This would be the problem that leads Sillman to try and defend her case with proofs and theories outside of her own position. But, in truth, her case is made when she speaks from her position and her experience, how could one refute that? More importantly why is that not enough? Even more importantly why is that not enough for her? (The work is the evidence.)

Amy Sillman is a damn good artist, and she has great ideas but when she feels beholding to some status quo her ideas are sequestered to the same rote art writing that’s (mostly) too easy to ignore and eventually reduced to fluff. 

7.19.2011

Chain Letter - you got it (we're just not there yet)


Man in a grey shirt & boots (MG): “Consider him at work and excited by his project. His first practical step is retrospective.  He has to turn back to an already existing set made up of tools and materials to consider and reconsider what it contains and, finally, and above all, to engage in a sort of dialogue with it, and before choosing between them to index the possible answers which the whole can offer to his problem. He integrates all the heterogeneous objects of which his treasury is composed to discover what each could ‘signify’ and so contribute to the definition of a set which has yet to materialize.”

Man in a v-neck & tennis shoes (MV): What’s up with this?

(MG): Claude Levi-Strauss “The Savage Mind,” 1962.

(MV): My pants don’t say that. The benefits of non-fiction, eh?

(MG): Fuck the Chain Letter. Who cares about a thousand nameless artists?

(MV): Eat the sculpture like a loose turd – down your throat. These kids are crazy dear.

(MG): They’re simpletons. Everyone eats shit. Some pretend it’s cake.

(MV): It’s all about the texture. Chris told me it was a fuck show in there.

(MG): I don’t know what it’s all about anymore. Artists were walking out of the gallery with their work at the end of the opening. It was a show of weakness and internet culture. Totally decadent. I don’t consider myself a purist by any means, but jesus man, I think the gallerist was ready to pull his dreads out. Fuck!

(MV): Anonymity breeds a self-conscious confidence for those who feel unable to speak directly in person. It feels like liberty but in actuality, the immature personality engaged in this sophomoric grandstanding, only reassures the self as a victim, separate and beholden to the system in which they perform their insecure theater. The manifesto is scrawled on the bathroom wall and facebook! – The internet in real life – pissing on the sidewalk and laughing at bums. I live here; wanna visit? No one cares and no one’s looking; do what you will. Leaving messages in chalk and the morning dew will wash it all away - but hell, at least the stains make for a colorful gutter.

7.06.2011

Sweet on the Pill (The Devil has our Lunch)


Aristotle stated that one is not truly human until one laughs - laughter being the expression of a soul. He supposed an infant to be soulless up to that point. Usually a newborn laughs within the first couple months of life - I’m told I didn’t laugh until I was three-years old. 

6.01.2011

It's not what's written in the diary that's humiliating; it's the spelling errors.


I was with Allen the other day and we took in a show. He's a poet of sorts, an interesting guy, who likes to get around. He says things and when I challenge him he gets very romantic about objects. Going on and on with very big words he declared the inherent animism of material speaks to the hand of the artist - consuming him as he consumes it. I asked him to prove it. We went downtown to see a nice show of butter sculptures. Allen asked to whom these objects might belong and the door bunny said the fat man. I asked her why he's the fat man and she told me he can't stop licking his fingers. Allen's got a keen sense.

5.09.2011

From the Green Coast and Paris Underground



It's expensive to drink, eat, and sleep in Paris if you choose to pay. We'd been in town only four hours before we committed our first crime. Paris can be done on the cheap if you got quick hands and fast legs. The trick is when you run away, and someone's yelling, just call back "Merci!" Wear a few layers so as you cut up, down and thru the streets, avoiding the waiters and bakers you just stiffed, you can shed one shirt for the other - ball it up and hide it in you hand. Bold colors work best - and hats. Hats to put on after you jump from your beautiful terrace seat. Everyone told me that the french are rude - I didn't experience any of that, I thought that they were a friendly and generous people. I recommend making the trip if you can. Everything and everyone is beautiful - but you can skip the Louvre - it's overrated.