W - “I’m afraid to go to the dentist”
H - “That’s reasonable. Bye and bye they said twixt t’other cavities they said theys’ reckon to part limbs from a body. Dentists are mighty powerful surgeons.”
“So you’re saying when I go in I’m coming out missing a limb?”
“What I sez is what I reckon you’re afeared of miss.”
“You are really into that book on tape! Let me know when you’re on the way home so I can start dinner”
“Don’t wait up for me darling, I’m in the middle of a thing ‘bout now. I’ll let you know bye and bye.”
“Someone ate all the chocolate chips.”
“The culprit is a mysterious stranger I say. I sez t’was nothin’ a body could do in procuring justice in the matter. Bye and bye I reckon the guilty parties will face their devils ‘fore long. I say a mind might be addled over the circumstance but I do declare I ain’t concerned. A pure soul, such as I is, will be virtuous bye and bye, and bye and bye the guilty will hang. Don’t worry yourself none”
“Right. So you ate them bye and bye?”
“Indubitably.”
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